note to self: next time,
please, don't even think about
opening a gym

Word problems for future hedge fund managers.

Gin, Television, and Social Surplus.

Make your own Judd Apatow movie!

How Hilary could still win.

Kashrut of imaginary animals.

Belly fat = bad news.

Youngme / Nowme.

60-plus and ripped.

Willpower.

UTexas students plagiarize honor code.

Metafilter comments vs. Youtube comments.

Bear naked.

CrossFit in the NY Times, again.

Giving makes us happy.

Stand by your man.

Hulu: movies, TV, free, legal and high res.

2008.05.11: Word problems for future hedge fund managers.

2008.04.29:

Gin, Television, and Social Surplus.

2008.04.25:

Make your own Judd Apatow movie!

2008.04.24:

How Hilary could still win.

2008.04.22:

Kashrut of imaginary animals.

2008.04.16: Belly fat = bad news.

2008.04.16: Youngme / Nowme.

2008.04.03: 60-plus and ripped.

2008.04.03: Willpower.

2008.03.31: UTexas students plagiarize honor code.

2008.03.27: Metafilter comments vs. Youtube comments.

2008.03.26: Bear naked.

2008.03.22: CrossFit in the NY Times, again.

2008.03.21: Giving makes us happy.

2008.03.13: Stand by your man.

2008.03.12: Hulu: movies, TV, free, legal and high res.

2008.03.11: Viagra now kosher for Passover.

2008.02.29: Feb. 29th = Pizza Party USA!

2008.02.19: The best films that never won Best Picture.

2008.02.18: CFNYC in the WSJ.

2008.02.17: Subprime explained.

2008.02.13: If Valentine's Day cards were honest.

2008.02.01: Fukin' Matt Damon.

2008.02.01: Time stops at Grand Central.

2008.02.01: Staying a step ahead of aging.

2008.01.28: One page art.

2008.01.28: Books that make you dumb.

2008.01.16: 40 essential Yiddish words.

2008.01.07: You've been misinformed.

2008.01.04: Removes and Prevents MGO (Male Genital Odors).

2008.01.01: Dreams of flying.

2007.12.28: Red wine fights colds.

2007.12.17: Rogue elf.

2007.12.12: Study at Yale. Online.

2007.12.11: Knowing words = feeding the hungry.

2007.12.05: Choose your candidate.

2007.11.29: Kurt Vonnegut.

2007.11.22: Soccer, while wearing binoculars.

2007.11.20: Five reasons to be thankful.

2007.11.16: New Yorkers: Do you know your subway ads?

2007.11.14: Men who look like old lesbians.

2007.11.13: Open Source Apartments.

2007.11.08: Wedgie-proof underpants.

2007.11.01: Even speed-walkers run when chased by samurais.

2007.10.31: Real Transformers.

2007.10.31: Fat people break Disneyland.

2007.10.29: Fashion advice.

2007.10.28: Fat women more jolly.

2007.10.20: Dumbledore is gay.

2007.10.17: Also, how to walk in New York.

2007.10.17: Subway exit compass.

2007.10.01: Fight age with muscle.

2007.10.01: Dining al fresco in NYC.

2007.08.22: "Life hacking" explained.

2007.08.08: NewsGrioer

2007.08.08: Diversity is bad.

2007.07.31: The five second rule.

2007.07.31: Pirates vs Ninjas.

2007.07.26: You can catch fat.

2007.07.24: Famous poems as limericks.

2007.07.20: Why I don't allow comments.

2007.07.20: Survive a plane crash.

2007.07.11: Human Tetris.

2007.07.10: From: GEICO; To: Optimus Prime.

2007.07.05: Fake Steve Jobs talks online music.

2007.07.04: The U.S. citizenship test.

2007.06.28: Airline Complaint Letter.

2007.06.28: Best Sites for Cheap Flights.

2007.06.28: What the World Eats.

2007.06.26: Eldest Children Have Higher I.Q.s.

2007.06.24: Crazy, in Theremin.

2007.06.20: DailyLit.

2007.06.20: Greenskeeping.

2007.06.20: Learn some magic.

2007.06.19: 18 tricks to fool your body.

2007.06.18: We are the world.

2007.06.13: Judge sues for $65m over lost pants.

2007.06.11: Guitar Wars.

2007.06.04: How to talk to the press.

2007.05.22: Zen parable or just someone being cruel?

2007.05.22: The Traveler's Dilemma.

2007.05.22: Repeating yourself helps.

2007.05.22: Repeating yourself helps.

2007.05.18: See you in Woodside.

2007.05.07: Acid + Crack + Roller Coaster.

2007.05.04: When computers chat.

2007.05.04: Peepee Teepee

2007.04.23: My 11-year-old cousin, Rolling Stone writer.

2007.04.18: SimpleWeather.

2007.04.18: Best talk show ever. [NSFW]

2007.04.17: Fast food: ads vs. reality.

2007.04.17: How to beat up an 8-year-old.

2007.04.12: Gay cars?

2007.04.12: RIP Kurt Vonnegut.

2007.04.10: Website for Miranda July's new book.

2007.04.09: MADE: I Want To Be A Hipster.

2007.04.09: The world of Parkour.

2007.04.05: Internet Access CAPTCHAs.

2007.04.02: Internet April Fool's recap.

2007.04.02: Men's work wardrobe on a tight budget.

2007.03.31: Pastafarian suspended.

2007.03.29: April Fool's pranks for nerds.

2007.03.29: Long story short.

2007.03.07: NY Mag mobile listings.

2007.02.21: Couples in the kitchen.

2007.02.17: Free TV online.

2007.02.17: Flight Patterns.

2007.02.14: Take a nap.

2007.02.13: Come intern for Cyan!

2007.02.11: Anna Nicole Smith, modern courtesan.

2007.02.06: Mac Ad: Security.

2007.01.29: Faking it at the water cooler: Super Bowl XLI.

2007.01.29: Unhappy Meals. (See also.)

2007.01.24: The Douche Card.

2007.01.21: The generic casserole recipe.

2007.01.20: Things My Boyfriend Says.

2007.01.19: Dr. Franklin's Underarm Sweat Shields.

2007.01.12: Shake it off.

2007.01.08: Stem cells in amniotic fluid.

2007.01.05: Secrets of food photography.

2007.01.02: Joel Stein doesn't care what you have to say.

2007.01.02: Modern Drunkard's 86 Rules of Boozing.

2006.12.21: Blog-media cliches.

2006.12.12: In praise of chain stores.

2006.12.12: Re-dubbing the Christmas classics.

2006.12.12: Expectations change taste.

2006.12.09: The 2006 List of Lists.

2006.12.08: The Internet.

2006.12.08: The December 2006 movie preview.

2006.12.08: The top 50 music videos of 2006.

2006.12.07: Conservative Rabbis Allow ordained gays, same-sex unions.

2006.12.07: The Iraq Study Group's Recommendations.

2006.12.06: Being Santa isn't easy.

2006.12.05: NZ rugby team's Maori war dance.

2006.12.04: Kina Lillet.

2006.12.04: Ancient Egyptians built Pyramids with concrete blocks.

2006.12.01: Recliners vs. Uprights.

2006.11.29: 100 top TV catchphrases.

2006.11.27: Lego bands.

2006.11.27: Riches and Hos.

2006.11.23: Diary of a turkey killer.

2006.11.20: The Top 40 Bands in America.

2006.11.18: The Game: 34 - 13.

2006.11.18: Snoop Dogg pet accessories.

2006.11.16: Looking at the Look Book.

2006.11.14: MAME OS X.

2006.11.07: Grand Theft Mario.

2006.11.06: 12 signs you drank too much last night.

2006.11.06: The Roberts Court takes on abortion.

2006.10.31: Trunk or Treat!

2006.10.31: The economics of Halloween.

2006.10.29: Post No Bills.

2006.10.29: Tragedy.

2006.10.24: Blogs bigger than Jesus.

2006.10.23: Khraigslist.

2006.10.23: Spicy Pony Head.

2006.10.23: Facial expressions are inherited.

2006.10.22: Taco Town. [YouTube]

2006.10.13: Jon Stewart is good.

2006.10.10: Bourbon & Brylcreem, a photoset.

2006.10.10: Three new Mac ads.

2006.10.10: Stephen Colbert has America by the ballots.

2006.10.09: The biology of B-movie monsters.

2006.10.09: Opera on the cheap.

2006.10.09: Manhattanhenge.

2006.09.29: Shooting War.

2006.09.29: Marmaduke explained.

2006.09.28: Rock Paper Scissors World Championships.

2006.09.28: Dishwasher salmon.

2006.09.28: Screech Powers sex tape.

2006.09.24: Line Rider (and an astounding demo).

2006.09.22: Veritas Airlines.

2006.09.21: Blank keyboard.

2006.09.19: Business Bibs.

2006.09.11: Magnum Photos of 9/11.

2006.09.11: The New Yorker on neuroeconomics.

2006.09.11: Also testing Salmagundi. Movable Type rocks.

2006.09.06: BRINGO: Skip 1-800 phone trees.

2006.09.05: This email will self-destruct in 30 seconds.

2006.08.30: Magician Daniel Chesterfield.

2006.08.29: Hang your artwork without screwing it up.

2006.08.14: Dawn of the [knitted] Dead.

2006.08.12: Truth in Advertising.

2006.08.10: Undress in two seconds.

2006.08.09: Ten unintentionally worst company URLs.

2006.08.06: Stupid Game Day! Orbox. Avoision. Four Second Fury. Eskiv. Gamma Bros. Dicewars.

2006.08.04: Attractive couples more likely to have girls.

2006.08.04: OK Go on Treadmills.

2006.08.02: Reading is sexy.

2006.08.01: New York's best cheap eats and best subway line.

2006.07.28: If you have a Mac, you need QuickSilver.

2006.07.28: Van Damm boogies.

2006.07.26: How not to act on J-Date.

2006.07.25: 'Prophet's Dilemma'.

2006.07.21: Cats that look like Hitler.

2006.07.19: The Big Lebowski - F_cking Short Version

2006.07.15: Dark Side of the Rainbow.

2006.07.14: OK Go - A Million Ways.

2006.07.13: The NY Times likes Ohio!

2006.07.13: Some dark thoughts on happiness.

2006.07.12: Multiplayer Asteroids.

2006.07.08: The Mario Tragedy.

2006.07.08: Animated knots.

2006.07.06: Richard Simmons on Who's Line.

2006.07.04: The Declaration of Independence and The Bill of Rights.

2006.07.03: PornoTube. [Obviously NSFW]

2006.06.23: RETROBRICK.

2006.06.22: 1000 Arten ein Bier zu öffnen.

2006.06.21: Wal-Mart Jews.

2006.06.18: Lessons learned from dads.

2006.06.18: 3-year old loves Jim Lehrer's 'NewsHour'.

2006.06.17: Oral sex in accordand with God's will.

2006.06.12: Coffee saves your liver.

2006.06.12: The kids-only ringtone. [MP3]

2006.06.06: The Monkey Chow Diaries.

2006.06.06: George Washington. [Video]

2006.06.05: Stephen Colbert's commencement address.

2006.06.03: Mentos + Diet Coke = Bellagio water show

2006.06.01: California Academy of Tauromaquia.

2006.05.31: Visualizing websites as graphs, in real time.

2006.05.30: Ceiling Cat.

2006.05.30: "Solid Potato Salad". [Video]

2006.05.30: Brainiac: Alkali metals. [Video]

2006.05.30: The egg came first.

2006.05.28: Women over 30 not too old to get married.

2006.05.25: Rules of the Internet.

2006.05.25: iCryptex.com

2006.05.24: Life in the fast-food lane.

2006.05.23: Females are size queens.

2006.05.19: 10 Things I Hate About Commandments. [Video]

2006.05.18: Thai specialty food.

2006.05.16: The Times-Picayune's Chris Rose gives a commencement speech.

2006.05.15: Evolution of dance.

2006.05.14: Road trip photos.

2006.05.14: The origins of Mother's Day.

2006.05.13: Gino Ginny.

2006.05.13: Sickipedia.

2006.05.11: Drunken monkeys.

2006.05.04: King Tut's penis rediscovered.

2006.05.04: Shave everywhere.

2006.05.03: The Great Gatsby, by John Kenney

2006.05.03: Hot Chicks with Douchebags.

2006.05.02: Get a Mac.

2006.05.01: Google Calendar tips.

2006.04.28: Superman is a dick.

2006.04.24: MooTube [via]

2006.04.24: LASIK@Home

2006.04.20: National High Five Day! (

2006.04.19: Pinball Number Count.

2006.04.19: The Vice Guide to Russia.

2006.04.18: 4.18.06: Centennial of SF's Great Quake.

2006.04.17: Licking your toilet seat: healthier than typing on your keyboard.

2006.04.17: TV Turnoff Week 2006.

2006.04.15: Samurai Kittens.

2006.04.13: Titanic: The Sequel.

2006.04.12: Airigami.

2006.04.10: NYTimes dumbs down headlines for Google.

2006.04.10: Doormen? No thanks.

2006.04.10: Christians sue for right to hate.

2006.04.07: Cabspotting.

2006.04.05: Cyan's next release: The Oh in Ohio

2006.04.05: Cooking with Peeps.

2006.04.05: Macs run Windows.

2006.03.31: Things to do with Michael Jackson's credit card.

2006.03.30: iGoatse.

2006.03.29: Skittles [via].

2006.03.28: Superheroues on the toilet.

2006.03.27: Urinal games.

2006.03.27: All Politics is Thymotic.

2006.03.23: New York: home of the nation's dirtiest air.

2006.03.23: Beards are in.

2006.03.17: Snakes on a Plane: the official trailer.

2006.03.17: The Aural Times

2006.03.15: Ambien zombies.

2006.03.07: Dueling octopus.

2006.03.07: As feared: Blazers & Bling.

2006.03.06: Petition: Recall The Selection of Crash For Best Picture

2006.03.03: Balloon hats of the world.

2006.03.03: People proving theorems while wearing sarongs.

2006.03.01: Knock down dominoes.

2006.03.01: Get a hidden passage for your home.

2006.02.28: Why do people like MySpace?

2006.02.28: How to eat sushi, a video.

2006.02.27: Animaux.

2006.02.27: H&R Block screws up its taxes.

2006.02.27: How to tell if your professor has a liberal bias.

2006.02.24: Sustainable giving: make direct small-business loans to developing countries.

2006.02.22: The inventor of flash mobs tears hipsters a new asshole.

2006.02.21: 50 gayest / manliest things.

2006.02.21: Ending homelessness.

2006.02.17: National Geographic on love.

2006.02.16: Israeli Anti-Semitic Cartoons Contest

2006.02.16: Dork mash-up: Chuck Norris / Web 2.0 facts.

2006.02.14: The Lego Suicides.

2006.02.14: Fridgehenge: in Google Maps or music videos.

2006.02.13: New record!

2006.02.12: Star Wars Valentines

2006.02.12: Top Gear: Trashed Toyota

2006.02.10: World Press Photo's best of 2006.

2006.02.10: David Hasselhoff is hooked on a feeling.

2006.02.08: Willywarmers.

2006.02.06: Superbowl commercials.

2006.02.03: Buy your own island.

2006.02.01: A treasury of macrame owls.

2006.02.01: Five Blades! In 2006 and 2004.

2006.01.31: A digital pop-up book: BustoBot.

2006.01.20: Double your sex life: get rid of your TV.

2006.01.20: Men like revenge.

2006.01.20: The Idiotarod.

2006.01.18: Trader Joe's hits NYC.

2006.01.18: Company name etymologies.

2006.01.10: Tracking misspellings: The Aargh Page.

2006.01.09: A novel method for the removal of ear cerumen.

2006.01.09: How to kill a lobster.

2006.01.08: Motherload.

2006.01.07: Another article on Crossfit, though this one doesn't make us sound like wack-jobs.

2006.01.06: Schadenfreude: Anti-gay pastor arrested for soliciting gay sex.

2006.01.04: How to make snow days.

2006.01.04: The economics of movie theaters.

2006.01.02: You gotta have grit.

2006.01.01: IMSDb: The Internet Movie Script Database.

2005.12.30: Do you get less wet if you run in the rain?

2005.12.21: Knitta, please!

2005.12.19: The Chronic of Narnia. [Video]

2005.12.12: Fuck. Richard Pryor dies at 65.

2005.12.12: Artists have more sex.

2005.12.08: Holiday gifts for kids you don't really like.

2005.12.07: Playboy. In Braille.

2005.12.07: Ricky Gervais' podcast.

2005.12.06: The 12 Days of Kitschmas.

2005.12.06: How to make a hip end of the year 'best albums' list.

2005.12.05: Mom was right: cold can cause colds.

2005.12.05: Don't mess with old ladies. [Video]

2005.12.04: The Citizen's Guide to Refusing New York Subway Searches.

2005.12.03: Baby Bush Toys: brain food for the average child.

2005.12.01: Rare Exports, Inc.: hunting rare Santa Clauses. [Download the .mov]

2005.11.30: The Mp3 Experiment 2.0.

2005.11.30: The Best Word Book Ever: 1963 vs. 1991.

2005.11.24: Training for Macy's Day Parade balloon handlers.

2005.11.23: Answering magazine-cover questions.

2005.11.18: Ignore this. Just troubleshooting.

2005.11.17: How to tell when a relationship is over - in 90 seconds.

2005.11.15: Secrets of the Haunted Mansion.

2005.11.14: Sarah Silveman, irony maiden.

2005.11.09: Backstreet Boys + Chinese College Kids = Video Hilarity.

2005.11.03: Panexa: excellent drug ad satire.

2005.11.02: The Legend of Jack Handy.

2005.10.31: Carlton Draught's BIG AD.

2005.10.28: Sure, anyone can join NaNoWriMo, but can you handle NaDruWriNi?

2005.10.25: Calvin and Hobbes' snow art.

2005.10.25: Classics for illiterates.

2005.10.25: The longest list of the longest stuff at the longest domain name.

2005.10.24: Global peace breaks out, no one notices.

2005.10.24: Lone Star Statements.

2005.10.21: Optical illusion.

2005.10.14: Shoot a long exposure and toss your camera in the air.

2005.10.13: Bald baboon.

2005.10.13: "Nerd Porn Auteur"

2005.10.12: Back when Dennis was actually a menace.

2005.10.11: Lebowski Fest comes to NYC.

2005.10.10: Adventures of an International Male.

2005.10.10: Bush! Crony Jobs.

2005.09.30: Van Morrison's contractual obligation album.

2005.09.28: Better to buy or rent?

2005.09.27: Romanians seem to have bad luck with their penises.

2005.09.25: Learn to pronounce and spell right.

2005.09.22: Inflatable pub.

2005.09.22: JetBlue passengers watch news of their flight's landing gear malfunction on seat-back TV.

2005.09.21: How to dress like an agent.

2005.09.20: The Science of Swearing.

2005.09.19: RPS - 15.

2005.09.19: How much New Yorkers make.

2005.09.06: Dinosaurs were fluffy.

2005.08.29: Pencil Revolution: a blog about pencils.

2005.08.18: Wikipedia on the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

2005.08.18: 10 reasons to not run a marathon.

2005.08.17: Ebert bitch-slaps Deuce Bigalow

2005.08.16: Man dies from horse sex.

2005.08.16: Porn makes you blind.

2005.08.01: Is the Aristocrats a brilliant hoax?

2005.08.01: The Brick Testament.

2005.07.26: Where to drink cheap in NYC.

2005.07.25: What would happen if Roe v. Wade were overturned?

2005.07.18: Thor rolls a joint.

2005.07.18: Twelve unmade sequels to Dances With Wolves.

2005.07.12: The Brick Testament.

2005.07.12: Preview reel from the Found Footage Film Festival.

2005.07.11: Bar Mitzvah highlight reel.

2005.07.11: Planarity.

2005.07.11: Super Timor!

2005.07.07: Patches, the domesticated pony.

2005.07.07: The wonderful world of airline napkins.

2005.07.07: Swimsuit models on The Price is Right.

2005.07.05: Snip the tip and reduce AIDS risk by 70%.

2005.07.05: Exciting links for boring days.

2005.07.03: Get in shape: come work out at the new CrossFit NYC.

2005.06.30: I Hate Horses - The Blog. [NSFW]

2005.06.27: New York Beaches you can get to from Manhattan without a car.

2005.06.26: Film's best death rays.

2005.06.16: On stealing music.

2005.06.16: Bands in matching outfits.

2005.06.16: "Conversations with my wife about Star Wars."

2005.06.15: Wikipedia entry on "rocking the house"

2005.06.14: The writing's on the stall.

2005.06.13: Google Will Eat Itself.

2005.06.13: Urban camping in Times Square

2005.06.13: IM hits Hollywood.

2005.06.09: Eat more cinnamon.

2005.06.08: Free Beethoven.

2005.06.07: David Sedaris on airline seating and crosswords,

2005.06.07: Alien-abducted children's drawings, plus how to prevent alien abduction.

2005.06.06: Torah tech.

2005.05.31: Toilets for the plus-sized.

2005.05.27: How to bitch-slap creationists.

2005.05.26: Scrolling LED Belt Buckle.

2005.05.26: The Phallic Logo Awards.

2005.05.25: Stunt City. [video]

2005.05.25: Tony the Tiger goes silent.

2005.05.24: How to Perform Strong Man Stunts.

2005.05.24: Get some sun to ward off cancer.

2005.05.23: The (political) science of salt.

2005.05.18: Practical Elephant Management.

2005.05.18: The Last Star Wars Supper.

2005.05.18: A final trailer: March of the Penguins.

2005.05.17: My trailer spree continues: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

2005.05.12: How to go to the orchestra.

2005.05.12: Narnia trailer

2005.05.09: Mind-blowing sand sculptures.

2005.05.05: Giving up on books.

2005.05.05: The Scorched Earth Party.

2005.05.05: Everything's Coming Up Rosie: liveblogging and montage.

2005.05.04: Cup-A-Cake.

2005.05.04: no fury like a woman scorned.

2005.05.03: Ugly kids less loved by their parents.

2005.04.29: PostSecret.

2005.04.28: Paper Napkin.

2005.04.25: 54 optical illusions.

2005.04.19: Dihydrogen Monoxide: pro and con.

2005.04.19: Jokes with realistic endings.

2005.04.19: A Passover comic

2005.04.18: My friend / trainee Jenny won the NJ marathon.

2005.04.15: So very wrong: bukkake cookies [SFW]

2005.04.15: Ask Meta on good toasts.

2005.04.12: What's on W's iPod?

2005.04.12: How to spell a sneeze.

2005.04.12: Collected research on tipping.

2005.04.10: 7 Habits of Highly Effective Nutritional Programs.

2005.04.07: Gender differences on IM.

2005.04.07: Paying more to eat less.

2005.04.07: The final scene of Seven, performed by stuffed animals.

2005.04.06: Playlist Anxiety.

2005.04.05: The (Annotated) New York Times.

2005.04.05: Starbucks Delocator.

2005.04.05: Google Maps adds unbelievable satellite view.

2005.04.04: The Man Scouts vs. The Man Scouts [NSFW].

2005.04.04: Teen study vindicates Clinton.

2005.03.30: The World Beard and Moustache Championships.

2005.03.30: I'm the newest addition to CrossFit's Muscle-up Club, having managed to grind out a muscle-up.

2005.03.29: Clocky: an alarm clock for snooze button abusers.

2005.03.29: Mr. Roger's Dartmouth commencement address.

2005.03.27: Extra! Extra! S-A attacked by aliens!

2005.03.25: You owe it to them after all those downloads: Help the Decemberists.

2005.03.25: Turn your cell phone into a home phone.

2005.03.23: The Credit Card Prank, Part Two.

2005.03.22: Friendster: The Movie.

2005.03.21: Get an MBA, Good Will Hunting style.

2005.03.20: Street brawlers: how many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

2005.03.20: The inside scoop on being a bike messenger.

2005.03.18: Research on the advantages of being short.

2005.03.17: St. Patrick's Day planner.

2005.03.17: Angry bed positions. (SFW)

2005.03.17: Freebird!

2005.03.15: Interview with entrepreneur Fred Gratzon, world's laziest man.

2005.03.10: Write better emails.

2005.03.09: 101 zen stories.

2005.03.09: Veteran designer Milton Glaser's rules for life.

2005.03.07: Help needed: name Aubrey's dog.

2005.03.07: Had to be posted: NY Mag's Best of New York

2005.03.06: How to destroy the earth.

2005.03.05: Twinoo: a video game face-off between the two halves of your brain.

2005.03.05: Ribbons to support ribbons!

2005.03.05: Celebrities blinking.

2005.03.04: Flirting via iTunes.

2005.03.03: A great resource for students looking to attain scholarships.

2005.03.02: Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Pirated MP3s.

2005.02.28: Science says: you reall should 'sleep on it'.

2005.02.27: Great story on John Gilmore's fight against I.D.

2005.02.26: Empathy and our monkey brains.

2005.02.25: Finding The A-team.

2005.02.24: Superheroes + Office Space = This Place Sucks

2005.02.24: The unwritten rules of Oscar.

2005.02.23: If your browser lacks bling: the PimpZilla Firefox theme.

2005.02.22: Every Calvin and Hobbes, ever.

2005.02.19: What every McDonald's needs: a bathroom attendant.

2005.02.19: Abstinence-only education: Iron Hymen and Sex is for FAGS!

2005.02.18: Step aside Christo: The Somerville Gates.

2005.02.16: A collection of 24 great household tips.

2005.02.16: Research says internet dating actually works.

2005.02.14: Men: Feel left out by Valentine's Day? Don't worry, becauseSteak and BJ Day is just a month away.

2005.02.11: Photos on Flickr of Christo's 'The Gates'.

2005.02.09: Cook & Tell: Confessions of a Kitchen Romeo.

2005.02.08: Consumer Reports rates condoms.

2005.02.08: The amazing, new Google Maps.

2005.02.07: Spamusement!

2005.02.07: Pre-halftime show notes from the NFL to Paul McCartney.

2005.02.03: Techniques for cutting different vegetables.

2005.02.03: Bedtime music helps you sleep better.

2005.02.02: The ever-popular State of the Union Address Drinking Game, 2005.

2005.02.02: A screensaver made from computer dreams: electric sheep.

2005.01.31: Squashed philosophers.

2005.01.31: Facts on farts.

2005.01.31: Top 100 NYC cheap eats.

2005.01.27: Meet urologist Dick Chopp.

2005.01.27: In what gender do you write?

2005.01.25: Sexual equality in topless sunbathing. (Work-safe.)

2005.01.18: what if...

2005.01.17: At what temperature does vodka freeze?

2005.01.17: A Perfect Day for Bananafish

2005.01.17: Postal experiments.

2005.01.17: Fifty tools to improve your writing.

2005.01.17: Movie cliches.

2005.01.15: Terry Gilliam + Rube Goldberg + Flash = Treasure Box.

2005.01.14: I learned to write prettily by copying this.

2005.01.11: Now you don't have to read the comics; he'll do it for you.

2005.01.11: The Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists vs. Let Us Trim Our Hair in Accordance with Socialist Lifestyle

2005.01.10: Ceerleader Toss.

2005.01.10: McShwarma.

2005.01.10: With Payola on its last legs, will radio get worse?

2005.01.10: Cooking for Engineers.

2005.01.06: Cameramail

2005.01.04: Where the hell is ILYW?

2005.01.03: 867-5309

2005.01.03: Clever devils get the bird.

2005.01.03: "Misused" quotation marks.

2004.12.31: For old times' sake, 20 facts about voting in the USA.

2004.12.31: This just in: tourists are idiots.

2004.12.26: Yes, Virginia. There is a Santa Claus.

2004.12.23: Brilliant: Planned Parenthood turns pickets into pledges.

2004.12.22: Listen to pi.

2004.12.22: The Graphing Calculator story.

2004.12.18: The May Day Mystery.

2004.12.17: Reflex, a dangerously addictive little game.

2004.12.16: Why everything tastes like chicken.

2004.12.15: The best boy-band ever: boy o boy

2004.12.14: PubSub: adjudicating the internet popularity contest.

2004.12.12: Read this now: If we all hate consumerism, how come we can't stop shopping?

2004.12.08: Buy your beard now.

2004.12.08: Offensively recaptioned spidey comics. (Click reload to rotate.)

2004.12.08: An interview with the always articulate Sarah B.

2004.12.04: Men: The Emotionally Unavailable Alcoholic's Guide to Holiday Romance

2004.12.01: This is about self-reference.

2004.11.30: Elmore Leonard on writing.

2004.11.30: Why Yale is better than Harvard.

2004.11.28: Blogexplosion: "the internet's first blog exchange."

2004.11.28: Do It Now.

2004.11.26: What to buy a man who has everything? A penis cravat.

2004.11.25: Protect your banana.

2004.11.23: Disclaimer stickers for science textbooks.

2004.11.22: Curious what the lyrics mean?

2004.11.22: Dating website dumps serial shagger.

2004.11.22: Gallup says: only 1/3 of US believes in evolution. Oy vey.

2004.11.19: Daily Show exec. producer Ben Karlin.

2004.11.19: Count the stars: 12MANY.

2004.11.19: An interview with Israel's chief interrogator.

2004.11.19: What to do when your co-worker is away.

2004.11.18: How to call shotgun.

2004.11.17: Oy gevalt: Yiddish lit with Dick and Jane.

2004.11.17: Punctuation substitution for undercover hate mail.

2004.11.16: Explaining attraction: the Ladder Theory.

2004.11.15: RoboDump 1.0.

2004.11.15: Unnatural selection.

2004.11.11: Fast Company weighs in on what's next.

2004.11.11: Does balanced coverage promote bad science?

2004.11.10: Bad 80's sweaters.

2004.11.10: Fuck the South.

2004.11.06: NBA fines Mavs owner Mark Cuban for blogging.

2004.11.05: Feed your brain: The Dictionary of the History of Ideas.

2004.11.05: Remind me why we didn't let the South secede?

2004.11.04: America: Red & Blue or Purple?

2004.11.04: My industry, making me 'proud' as usual.

2004.11.03: Schwarzenegger '08?

2004.11.03: 5 stages.

2004.11.03: Rappers' real names.

2004.11.02: Florida off to a good start.

2004.11.01: For the 3 remaining undecideds: even the Economist is endorsing Kerry.

2004.11.01: 2004's scariest Halloween costumes.

2004.11.01: Best. Warning Sign. Ever.

2004.10.28: God I wish these came in adult sizes.

2004.10.28: Why women date assholes, in Venn diagram.

2004.10.24: How to lace your shoes.

2004.10.23: LED porn. [nsfw]

2004.10.20: Ten years back vs. now: ow Bush's debate skills have declined.

2004.10.20: Republican for Kerry? You're in good company.

2004.10.19: Turn off the TV. Any TV.

2004.10.19: Attaching material 'a' to material 'b'? Choose the right glue.

2004.10.18: George W. Bush: Without a Doubt.

2004.10.18: Jon Stewart takes it to Crossfire. As video or text.

2004.10.14: Bill O'Reilly. Sexually harassing hypocrite.

2004.10.12: All you need is a camera and some loose skin.

2004.10.12: Econ professors pen an open letter to the president.

2004.10.10: This is, basically, what my brother and his roommates actually do.

2004.10.08: Two sides of an issue from one politician.

2004.10.08: Is Bush wearing a wire in the debates?

2004.10.07: Ten Mistakes Writers Don't See (But Can Easily Fix When They Do)

2004.10.07: Big business from small hits? Taking advantage of the long tail.

2004.10.07: A quick video recap of the Republican National Convention.

2004.10.07: The urinal etiquette of peeing with Bill Gates.

2004.09.20: I found some of your life

2004.09.08: The curse of Dick Cheney.

2004.09.08: Why the truth matters.

2004.09.06: Some real inventions that were predicted in sci-fi.

2004.09.03: Bush, by the numbers.

2004.09.02: Kill Bill, Vol. 1, in ASCI.

2004.09.01: RNC diary of a strip-club waitress.

2004.09.01: Debunking Giuliani's and Schwarzenegger's speeches.

2004.08.30: Happy tenth birthday, Wonderbra.

2004.08.29: "Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."
- Napoleon Bonaparte

2004.08.18: Doing a Lynndie,

2004.08.17: Seven brief interviews with Woody Allen.

2004.08.14: How not to buy happiness

2004.08.08: Add it early to your Christmas wish list: The Retro-Incabulator. [.wmv]

2004.08.06: Dscrediting Swift Boat Vet for Truth.

2004.08.06: Ever wonder what Alvin, Simon & Theodore would sound like, slowed down to normal speed? Now you know.

2004.08.05: Time for New York to secede from the Union.

2004.07.30: Jerry Falwell to give the Republican Convention opening prayer.

2004.07.29: Will Ferrell as George Bush in White House West.

2004.07.29: Ali G's Harvard commencement speech.

2004.07.28: In a bipartisan show of support, the blue-skewing folks at Slice present G.O.Pizza, with tips for delegates on how to order and hold real New York pizza.

2004.07.26: Webloggers on the inside at the Democratic National Convention.

2004.07.26: Get fired up for the next Jackie Chan, in this hit Japanese film, coming to US late fall. (Impressive: no stunt wires or CGI were used.)

2004.07.23: Crosby/Nash '04: “We’ll have two presidents, and between us we have vice covered.”

2004.07.22: Video for the wonderful Iron & Wine's Naked as We Came.

2004.07.22: Schedule angioplasty later in the day, then stop in and drink some donuts.

2004.07.21: Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines.

2004.07.21: Cheney vs. Leahy, the untold story.

2004.07.20: Google, circa 1960.

2004.07.19: Wish your apartment could smell like a diner all the time? Now it can.

2004.07.19: Which ethical philosopher most closely represents your views?

2004.07.18: An incredibly choregoraphed bit of synchronized video game dancing.

2004.07.17: Amazon users review My Pet Goat.

2004.07.17: Blockbuster gets ready to take on Netflix.

2004.07.16: What W is not, in his own words.

2004.07.15: Possible follow-up songs for one-hit wonders.

2004.07.14: An 'essay' about Walt Whitman from a disgruntled honors English student.

2004.07.14: Thoughtful weblogging by the Incredible Hulk.

2004.07.12: In answer to critics, Michael Moore provides a rather extensive list of Fahrenheit 9/11 fact-checks.

2004.07.08: What politicians are your favorite celebs funding?

2004.07.06: More fine reporting from the brilliant folks at the NY Post.

2004.07.06: Just when you think marketing stupidity has reached its peak, someone comes up with ass-vertising. (Possibly NSFW)

2004.07.04: Hone your search skills with the handy Google Guide.

2004.07.02: Fortunately for me, dorks are the new hotness.

2004.06.30: Jon Stewart chats it up on Larry King Live.

2004.06.29: Bush bitch-slapped by the Supreme Court and Chirac.

2004.06.28: Paradoxically, abortions get Republicans elected.

2004.06.28: A quick blast from Internet past: Ted the Tool's Guide to Lock Picking.

2004.06.28: The New York sex industry gears up for the Republican Convention, family values be damned.

2004.06.26: Star Wars + Office Space = Office Space Wars. (30mb .wmv)

2004.06.26: "The Parasite Pals give some irritation but much fun and love is to be shared."

2004.06.24: Since top-100 lists are for pansies, the NY Times weighs in with a list of the 1,000 best movies ever made.

2004.06.22: Tearing apart a recent book on punctuation for, among other reasons, poor punctuation.

2004.06.18: To rewrite the O.E. Dictionary,
in a manner less haute literary,
OEDILF kicks
words into limericks,
defining them so well it's scary.

2004.06.18: Restaurant Week's a comin' - reserve a table now.

2004.06.17: A very useful post on Ask MeFi about how to kill people and dispose of their bodies.

2004.06.16: Paul Ford explains why it's tough to be a geek.

2004.06.15: After analyzing thousands of Pitchfork music reviews, a computer scientist writes songs the reviewers are bound to like.

2004.06.12: 1. For every subject, there are only two things you really need to know.
2. Everything else is just the application of those two things.

2004.06.12: Not only can money not buy you happiness, it apparently can't even buy you sex.

2004.06.07: With the power of Google Answers, debunking a popular trivia email forward.

2004.06.07: Expanding the investigative power of the documentary film form, here comes Combover, the Movie.

2004.06.07: In a pleasant surprise, the much-deserving Avenue Q takes the Tony for Best Musical.

2004.06.06: Looking back at the top ten stupid memes that have swept across the internet.

2004.06.06: A classic geek game, Petals Around the Rose has frustrated some of technology's best minds. Try it yourself.

2004.06.04: In prime form, Viceland explains why STDs aren't so scary after all.

2004.06.04: One of the greatest commercials, ever.

2004.06.03: Now that summer fruits and veggies are here, pack your freezer full for year-round healthy eating.

2004.06.03: A panel of leading economists suggests a priority order for addressing the world's social problems, in an effort to focus the attack on those areas most likely to yield the largest advances from our often resource-limited efforts.

2004.06.02: The lovely Bazima tallies the notches on her bedpost.

2004.06.02: While stem cell research is steeped in controversy, very few people have moral problems with fertility clinics, which use nearly identical techniques.

2004.06.01: While many have idly speculated, the Museum of Hoaxes seems to be the first to lay out a convincing argument for the secret identity of Hollywood blogger Rance.

2004.06.01: "Things That Might Fly If You Put Enough Rockets on Them", and other important topics, �discussed monthly at Dorkbot.

2004.06.01: Do tiny crustaceans, called copepods, make NYC tap water not kosher?

2004.06.01: Sadly, your favorite musician has shitty taste.

2004.06.01: Always wanted to become an l33t hacker? Here's everything you need to know.

2004.06.01: how to seem smarter

2004.05.31: daily da vinci

2004.05.28: red dotss

2004.05.27: potential vp's

2004.05.27: play pump and q-drum

2004.05.26: hive-mind power

2004.05.26: innumeracy

2004.05.26: gore speaks

2004.05.26: how public is npr?

2004.05.26: cookie mongoloid

2004.05.25: