Self-Aggrandizement: Blame Our Mummy

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passover begins
as do intense cravings for
all carbohydrates

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Blame Our Mummy
Filed Monday, November 20 2006.

What happens when my brother and I are left with an hour free and several leftover rolls of toilet paper deemed insufficiently soft for actual wiping use: