how i love you Jess
totally adorable
yet totally nuts
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yet totally nuts
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Amanda Danford
Activities: Student Council (President); National Honor Society (President); Latin Society (President); French Club (President); Students Against Drunk Driving (Founder, President); Model UN; Debate Team; Student Ambassador; Gotham HS "Blade" Yearbook (Editor); Valedictorian; Cum Laude Society; Young Kiwanis Club; Rotary Exchange; Future Business Leaders Of America; Young Life; 4-H Society; Big Sisters - Big Brothers; Blood Donor; Resthaven Retirement Home (Volunteer); Sharing With Appalachian People (Volunteer); Girl Scout (3rd Degree) and Former Brownie; Key Club
Superlatives: Most Likely to Succeed; Most Likely to Join a Club
Next Year Will Be: Attending Princeton
Quote: "In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I'm keeping a chart." - Hilary Rodham Clinton

Misty "Udders" Udders
Activities: Homecoming Committee (Refreshments); Puppies Need Love! (Founder, Sole Member); Jason Priestly Fan Club (President); Babysitters Club Fan Club (President); Pen Pals Of America; Future Homemakers Of America
Next Year Will Be: Attending University of Minnesota at Duluth
Quote: "A hug is a great gift. One size fits all and it's easy to exchange." - Elly Biles

Ari "Hey, Jew!" Goldbergstein
Activities: Prayer; Jewish Athletics Club (Founder); Making Gelt; Counting Gelt; Flaunting Gelt In Front Of Poor Goyim
Superlatives: Biggest Kvetsch; Most Likely to Hoard
Next Year Will Be: Attending Simchas Beit HaSchwarma Yeshiva
Quote: "A rich man who is stingy is the worst pauper."-Yiddish proverb

Christine "Chris" Massangail
Activities: Varsity Softball (Captain, 1st Team All-State); Women's Lacrosse (1st Team All-State); Indoor Soccer; LGBT Association
Superlatives: Most Likely to Go to the Olympics; Most Likely to Befriend an Indigo Girl
Next Year Will Be: Playing softball at the University of Maryland
Quote: "Just go out there and do what you have to do."- Martina Navratilova

Rufus Whitney
Activities: Students For Dole (Founder); Ayn Rand Society; Why Not Eugenics? (Vice-President); Elizabethan Society; Class Vice-President; Demolay; Key Club
Superlatives: Most Likely To Be A Millionaire, Best Dressed
Next Year Will Be: Attending Dartmouth
Quote: "I would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word 'fair' in connection with income tax policies."-William F. Buckley