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See also: subsequent 'yearbook' installments two, three and four.
As promised, the first chunk of Gotham High's '96 yearbook. Go dawgs!

Chip "Jazz Hands" Goldberg
Activities: Drama Club (Vice President); This Box is Getting Smaller! (Amateur Mime Club, Founder); The Bowl Of Nuts (Acapaella Singing Group); Daddy Warbucks, Fall Production of "Annie"; Willie Lohman, Spring Production of "Death of a Salesman"; Hamlet, Winter production of "Rosencranz and Gildenstern are Dead"
Superlatives: Most Likely To Entertain
Next Year Will Be: Waiting tables in New York
Quote: "No day but today!!!" - Rent

Tripp "Cold Trippin'" Taylor III
Activities: Thug Life Hip-Hop Culture Society (Secretary); Math Team
Superlatives: Most Street
Next Year Will Be: Attending Morehouse
Quote: "I ain't mad at 'cha. Got nothin' but love for ya." - Tupac

K.C. Leviner and "L'il Stuey"
Activities: Hunting And Fishing Club; Survivors Of Incest Association
Superlatives: Most Likely To Be A Grandmother Before Age 35
Next Year Will Be: Working at Winn-Dixie, breast feeding
Quote: "If you see Sherman Meadows you tell that asshole that i'm not gonna leave L'il Stuey in a toilet at a Burger King bathroom no matter what he says. And my baby needs a daddy. Please come home - my momma said you can live with us." - K.C. Leviner

Amber Cocks
Activities: Cheerleading Squad (Captain); Drill Team; Homecoming Queen; Prom Queen; Fashion Club
Superlatives: Most Likely To Fuck A Baldwin Brother (If She Hasn't Already)
Next Year Will Be: Moving to New York or L.A. to model and be an actress and stuff
Quote: "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends." - The Spice Girls

Donnie "Tay-Tay" Taylor
Activities: Special Friends Club; Special Olympics (Track & Field); Hall Monitor; Study Room Monitor; Bus Monitor; Inspiring Everyone
Superlatives: Biggest Inspiration
Next Year Will Be: Greeting at Wal-Mart
Quote: "I like sauce. I like sauce from apples. Sauce from apples is my favorite. It tastes good. It feels good in my mouth. Apple sauce! Apple sauce! Apple sauce! When I'm alone I can fly." - Donnie Taylor