Self-Aggrandizement: My Life, Explained

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Your brain knows way before your mind does.

Facebook in real life.

When candy design goes wrong.

We Are the (Japanese) World.

Slow-motion punches in the face.

The world's 9 worst insults.

Word problems for future hedge fund managers.

Gin, Television, and Social Surplus.

Make your own Judd Apatow movie!

How Hilary could still win.

Kashrut of imaginary animals.

Belly fat = bad news.

Youngme / Nowme.

60-plus and ripped.

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My Life, Explained
Filed Wednesday, November 9 2005.

A recent study at the University of Chicago determined that higher levels of procrastination predicts higher levels of consumption of alcohol among those people who drink.