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Dick Move
Filed Wednesday, July 26 2006.

1. Sit at the bar.

2. Look for a table full of women.

3. Get the bartender to fill a bunch of highball glasses with ice water, garnishing each with a piece of fruit.

4. Get a waitress to bring the garnished ice water to the table of women; have her tell them that the the drinks are "compliments of the man at the bar."

5. Graciously acknowledge with a small wave and nod.

6. Wait for them to realize you've sent them water; let the hilarity ensue.