Self-Aggrandizement: F. Scott

Contrary to what the (lack of) content on this site over the last week and a half might lead you to believe, the release of The Oh in Ohio didn't actually kill me. In fact, I couldn't have been more pleased with how it's turned out - in one fell swoop we've elevated Cyan to a serious player in the film distribution world.

But, frankly, I'm sure you don't give a shit. You want me to, in the emailed words of a long-standing friend, "get back to going on disastrous dates and then writing about it in painful detail."

So, by way of apology, I go one better: today I'm posting the inaugural episode of The F. Scott & Friends Bourbon and Brylcreem Hour, a new and hopefully semi-regular podcast narrated by the illustrious Sarah Brown and me, in which we discuss such important topics as blue balls, the morning-after pill, and Aaron Burr.

It was recorded Friday evening while both of us were plastered, so I take no responsibility for botching the Kennedy quote, nor for inexplicably using a Cajun accent whenever I say something in French.

But, frankly. it's pretty damn good. Give it a listen, and feel free to weigh in with suggestions, or ideas for discussion topics for future episodes. Unless the combined appallment of Sarah's and my mothers prevent us from ever doing something like this again.

F. Scott Filed Monday, July 24 2006.

F. Scott
Filed Monday, July 24 2006.