passover begins
as do intense cravings for
all carbohydrates
HAIKU
passover begins
as do intense cravings for
all carbohydrates
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Gin, Television, and Social Surplus.
Make your own Judd Apatow movie!
UTexas students plagiarize honor code.
Metafilter comments vs. Youtube comments.
CrossFit in the NY Times, again.
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I'm in the Newark Airport. I have been here for the past eight hours and, according to the most recent departure time update, I should be here for at least two more.
With each passing minute, I'm increasingly cursing myself for having not yet seen The Terminal, as I'm pretty sure that, if I had, I'd know how to use this stretch of airport time to bed Catherine Zeta-Jones.