early morning flight
en route to Park City for
Sundance yet again
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early morning flight
en route to Park City for
Sundance yet again
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Talking today with my brother's partners in his real estate development company, both of whom are fluent Spanish speakers, I flashed on a friend from college who couldn't speak Spanish at all, but who, after spending a summer in Mexico, returned able to say exactly four phrases:
"There's a little man dancing in my pants"
"Where are the lesbian girls we love?"
"Show me the way to the nearest keg"
"May I kiss the baby?"
Apparently, it was the best summer of his life.