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where's my camaro?
Filed Monday, May 26 2003.

Confirming my fear that Kraft Velveeta Shells & Cheese (which I secretly enjoy immensely) is the white-trashiest of macaroni and cheeses, the back of the box I just prepared is emblazoned with: Velveeta. Ain't No Substitute.™

In other news, I'll be spending the rest of the afternoon grooming my mullet and shopping for a new double-wide.