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Filed Monday, May 15 2006.

[An old Buddy Hackett joke]

A guy goes into a doctor's office; he's got a dot on his forehead.

The doctor says, 'Oh my God, I've never seen this before, but I read about it in medical school.'

The guy says, 'Well, doctor, what is it?'

'Well, in six weeks you are going to have a penis growing out of your forehead.'

The guy says, 'Well, doc, cut it off.'

The doctor replies, 'I can't cut it off; it's attached to your brain, you'd die.'

So the guy says, 'So, doctor, what you're telling me, is that in six weeks, every morning when I wake up and look in the mirror, I'm going to see a penis growing out of my forehead?'

And the doctor says, 'Ah, no, no, no, no. You won't see it. The balls will cover your eyes.'