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Poetic
Filed Tuesday, April 12 2005.

Colin reports he received a piece of spam today containing the following rather delightful snippet of text:

On Halloween night, in a car rushing down the freeway, the tobbacconist soiled his underpants, and bearing an hourglass, he removed his hat.