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Filed Wednesday, February 16 2005.

Don vaguely futuristic apparel. Then, on a crowded street, run up to someone and shout, "What's the date today?! Quickly, tell me!"

When they respond, shout, "What YEAR, man, what YEAR is this?!"

When they respond again, shout, "Noooo!! They've sent me back too far!" and sprint away, clutching your head in your hands.