hot as a sauna
muggy summer air descends
on Manhattan streets
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hot as a sauna
muggy summer air descends
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My parents are in from San Francisco, staying with me for the weekend. Which means, of course, that I get to take a trip to Bed Bath & Beyond. Thank goodness they're here - I never knew how empty my life was until I got a suction cup sponge holder for the side of my sink!
Still, the BB&B here in New York is worth the trip for anyone from out of town - very few other bedroom superstores feature uniformed doormen hailing taxis for exiting bag-laden shoppers. The highlight of the store, however, is the shopping cart escalator. Next to each person escalator, a narrower parallel track hauls shopping carts between levels. Nota bene: riding in the carts on the cart escalator is apparently discouraged.