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Off-Color Joke Du Jour
Filed Wednesday, February 15 2006.

[My apologies in advance.]

A man went to his optometrist to have his eyes examined. The doctor told him, "Listen, you've got to stop masturbating."

"Why, Doc?" the man asked. "Am I going blind?"

"No," said the optometrist, "but you're upsetting my other patients."